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<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Sarah's Website - humour</title><link href="https://sarah-rogue.me/" rel="alternate"/><link href="https://sarah-rogue.me/feeds/humour.atom.xml" rel="self"/><id>https://sarah-rogue.me/</id><updated>2026-05-17T00:00:00-04:00</updated><entry><title>Mask (Gangle's Song) (feat. Marissa Lenti)</title><link href="https://sarah-rogue.me/2026/mask-gangles-song-feat-marissa-lenti/" rel="alternate"/><published>2026-05-17T00:00:00-04:00</published><updated>2026-05-17T00:00:00-04:00</updated><author><name>Sarah Rogue</name></author><id>tag:sarah-rogue.me,2026-05-17:/2026/mask-gangles-song-feat-marissa-lenti/</id><summary type="html">Gangle's song from YouTube</summary><content type="html">&lt;div id="preamble"&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;feel a little bit crazy lately
wanna set the whole world on fire
should i jump out of a window, maybe
no instead i'll just smile smile smile&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;what's inside
i gotta find
don't wanna hide
the real me&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_but_the_world_is_fucking_bleak"&gt;but the world is fucking bleak&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;so i mask mask mask
how i feel feel feel
til i don't don't don't know
what is real real real&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and so when i feel down
and all my thoughts spin round
i block it out out out
i block it out&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and i mask mask mask
how i feel feel feel
til i don't don't don't know
what is real real real&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and so when i feel down
and all my thoughts spin round
i block it out out out
i block it out&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;people tell me i have a problem
cause i wanna stay in all night
up and down i get low so often
need a new mask to take me high&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;what's inside
i gotta find
don't wanna hide
the real me&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_but_the_world_is_fucking_bleak_2"&gt;but the world is fucking bleak&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;so i mask mask mask
how i feel feel feel
til i don't don't don't know
what is real real real&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and so when i feel down
and all my thoughts spin round
i block it out out out
i block it out&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and i mask mask mask
how i feel feel feel
til i don't don't don't know
what is real real real&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and so when i feel down
and all my thoughts spin round
i block it out out out
i block it out&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_wanna_take_your_mask_away"&gt;wanna take your mask away&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;no i like it
it's okay&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_but_youre_crying_everyday"&gt;but you&amp;#8217;re crying everyday&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;i feel it in a silly way&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_bi_bi_po_polarity"&gt;bi-bi-po-polarity&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and it looks so good on me&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_boy_im_so_glad_i_asked"&gt;boy i&amp;#8217;m so glad i asked&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;that is why i wear a ...&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;insecurity
it's a part of me
maybe that's okay&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;i want you to see
the hidden part of me
should i take my mask off&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_no"&gt;NO!&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;so i mask mask mask
how i feel feel feel
til i don't don't don't know
what is real real real&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and so when i feel down
and all my thoughts spin round
i block it out out out
i block it out&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and i mask mask mask
how i feel feel feel
til i don't don't don't know
what is real real real&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;and so when i feel down
and all my thoughts spin round
i block it out out out
i block it out&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;pre class="highlight"&gt;&lt;code class="language-text" data-lang="text"&gt;feel a little bit crazy lately&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</content><category term="humour"/><category term="The Amazing Digital Circus"/></entry><entry><title>Monster Profile</title><link href="https://sarah-rogue.me/2025/what-kind-of-halloween-monster-am-i/" rel="alternate"/><published>2025-09-11T00:00:00-04:00</published><updated>2025-09-11T00:00:00-04:00</updated><author><name>Sarah Rogue</name></author><id>tag:sarah-rogue.me,2025-09-11:/2025/what-kind-of-halloween-monster-am-i/</id><summary type="html">i asked ChatGPT to read my tweets and figure out what kind of Halloween monster i am. the Tarot card displayed is from Gemini</summary><content type="html">&lt;div id="preamble"&gt;
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&lt;img src="/images/what-kind-of-halloween-monster-am-i/emo-tech-vampire.webp" alt="emo-ironic Tarot card of me as as Emo Tech Vampire"&gt;
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&lt;h2 id="_the_emo_tech_vampire"&gt;🧛🏻 The Emo Tech Vampire 🧛🏻&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Alias&lt;/strong&gt;: The Eternal Sceptic&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lair&lt;/strong&gt;: Dimly lit rooms, glowing only with the cracked screen of an iPhone 8.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Alignment&lt;/strong&gt;: Anti-hype, pro-decay.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h3 id="_appearance"&gt;Appearance:&lt;/h3&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Pale, sleepless eyes reflecting old Apple keynote streams.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hoodie with frayed cuffs, stained with pumpkin-spice blood.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A necklace made of retired Lightning cables.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Fingers forever smudged with ghostly screen-glare.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hype Drain&lt;/strong&gt;: Instantly sucks the life out of tech buzzwords (“Pro Max,” “Titanium,” “AI-powered”) leaving only silence.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Shadow of Obsolescence&lt;/strong&gt;: Thrives on outdated devices that refuse to die.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;One-Word Curse&lt;/strong&gt;: Can slay entire arguments with a single “no.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mirror Blackout&lt;/strong&gt;: Keynotes and tech blogs glitch whenever you gaze upon them.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sunlight is fine, but a genuine innovation can burn like holy water.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Tempted by nostalgia — old gadgets whisper to you from drawers.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Haunted by the ghosts of discontinued features.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h3 id="_aesthetic"&gt;Aesthetic:&lt;/h3&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Gothic refusal.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Eternal night lit by charging cables.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Emo poetry scrawled in Keep app drafts.&lt;/p&gt;
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